kristen stewart just made it to confirmed homewrecker tier finally a legitimate reason to dislike her
the worst part about The Dark Knight (not rises) is how damn ugly maggie gyllenhaal is
white tigers have been ruined for me since i found out they are basically mutants resulting from inbreeding
2 broke girls has convinced me that kat dennings is my wife.
everything about dark knight rises was cool except (spoilers after the break obv.) [[MORE]] the cliched as shit “hero flies away with the bomb” ending (iron man? superman 2?) bane’s death (went out like boba fett) how the film had to spell out everything other than those details and some big plot holes that i’m willing to forgive, the movie was awesome and they...
midnight showing of cabin in the woods at local indie theater i’m SO DOWN
some days, some nights, i just lie in bed and worry.
prilmill: most of the reason i order dominos is the mother fucking PIZZA TRACKER “Manuel is making your pizza!” I’m always like, you go manuel! make them pizzas!
ps2 gaming renaissance right now new purchases: burnout revenge, ssx 3, war of the monsters, disgaea, spider-man 2 (just for the web swinging) partway through with my kingdom hearts replay yeah
jesus christ, vampire hunter
“Vampires no longer fear the sun… instead, they fear the Son!”
caluga: Family Feud: “Name a kind of fruit the size of a woman’s breast.” Me: “Kiwi!” banana ! wait
apartment shopping today bwoop
What’s a boy to do if he’ll never be a gangsta?
jumpin’ back on a plane to americaland tomorrow. seems like 5 weeks came and went too quickly. this trip was ridiculously fun and i think i’ve got my shit together enough that i can go back into society without my head exploding… nothing but good vibes for the future, man.
showerbeers are old news. tonight, i had showerwine.