May 2011
May 29th
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new word of the day: envaginate
as in, direct me as to how i can envaginate my dick.
May 27th
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May 27th
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when i'm watching super over-the-top ridiculousy...
May 27th
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May 26th
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just rediscovered stumbleupon. why do i keep finding ways to distract myself from important things like minecraft and sitting around watching movies.
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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Seven billion hands upon my soul.: Reblog if your... →
caluga: josigrossi: barayasthespider: from-the-back-row: embrace-the-world-in-grey: agooddoor: lemonninjaa: runaway-train: jamesremuspetersirius: catcherinthetardis: leoctopusgardens: Yes, because I’m an Octopus’s Garden. Yes, because I’m a Catcher and I live in a TARDIS. Yes because I am… yes because I am the spider crawl inside her Yes because my name is Josi...
May 23rd
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WatchWatch
emmyc: sirmitchell: I was not expecting it.  I LOVE SLOTHS SO MUCH
May 21st
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May 19th
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“I keep hearing about this nigga harry potter. Who the fuck is harry potter?”
– Snoop Dogg
May 18th
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i'm never searching for harry potter on tumblr...
man that was terrible.
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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bored and sick siiiiigh
May 18th
May 17th
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This single gesture really made me appreciate the...
littlemovienerd: bowmanjeane:kikwanginmypants-:claudinsky: The possibilities are endless. And he’s just putting on his little hat. What a bad ass. what a bad ass mofo. new reaction images CHILDHOOD HERO 1st is my personal fave.
May 16th
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''Are you free tomorrow?'' No, I'm expensive.
to7em: carrotsandeggs: to7em: 2/10 If some girl did this to me i’d be like “alright, fuck that, gonna go watch spongebob.” and masturbate? lolololololoolo yes. with my tears as lubricant.
May 16th
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Why do people compare their relationships to Romeo...
to7em: imfeelingmorethanalive: SPOILER ALERT EVERYBODY DIES IRL TOO because romeo and juliet is the original “love against all odds” story that people love to talk about. Neither of their families wanted them to be with each other, which I guess helps immature girls relate when they’re rebelling against daddy by dating some dude with emo hair and skinny jeans.
May 16th
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''Are you free tomorrow?'' No, I'm expensive.
to7em: 2/10 If some girl did this to me i’d be like “alright, fuck that, gonna go watch spongebob.”
May 16th
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I just got back from my first date with an amazing girl and i feel GREAT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6rE0EakhG8 THIS GREAT. Just had to get that out.
May 15th
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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totem:So I have to stay up all night to finish my flvs, and I have to do my whole project for portfolio which is gonna be my end of the year exam grade what’s an flv dude? When i see it all i can think of is an .flv file.
May 13th
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May 12th
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May 11th
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May 10th
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Censor Yourself With Embarrassing Photo Protective... →
SOMEONE BUY THESE FOR ME
May 10th
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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Calvin: From now on, I'm not going to think about anything that's unpleasant.
Hobbes: Isn't that a pretty self-deceiving way to go through life?
Calvin: I'm not going to think about that.
May 8th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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"i see you've liked one of my facebook statuses
does this mean you’re dtf?” I regularly think about posting this on some random persons wall.
May 4th
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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homestuck is my secret weakness. ugh.
just reread the last year in like a night.
May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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Bananagrabber. is he a person that grabs bananas? or a banana that grabs things?
May 3rd