i'm clever i swear: Archive

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Apr 1st

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Apr 1st

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to7em: gabeolowoeshin: One of my favorite...

Apr 1st

Mar 31st

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Mar 30th

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Mar 29th

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n words

so my stepmom just had her baby. btw, she was pregnant. so she just had her baby like, thursday. and they just brought him home yesterday. so like, 30 hours or so, fucking crying ALL THE DAMN TIME. I didn’t sleep at all last night, fuckin’ babies man, i mean i’d be cool if it was my own baby with my wife or something but when i’m leaving in two months i’m just kinda...

Mar 29th

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i really look forward to the day “gay” is no longer an insult. i can’t even say this in school because obviously anyone who could support love and respect also likes dudes. :|

Mar 28th

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this is an awesome british review of the american...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2010/mar/13/charlie-brooker-man-v-food Seriously. And it’s light on the american bashing, which is always nice. “so Richman groans like a man having his perineum tongued by three cheerleaders as he ingests each warm mouthful of stodge.” this quote makes this entire article.

Mar 28th

feeling so incredibly alone right now.

Mar 27th

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Biggie's Ten Commandments

I. If Thou Art A Bitch Ass Nigga, Thou Shalt Not Breathe II. Puff Puff Giveth III. Thou Shalt Not Snitch IV. Thou Shalt Not Loveth Thy Hoe V. Thou Shalt Not Knock Thy Neighbor’s Hustle VI. Real Shalt Recognize Real VII. Thou Shalt Not Pop Bottles On Models VIII. If The Homies Geteth None, There Shalt Be no Mirth IX. Thou Shalt Never Covet Thy Neighbor’s Ass X. Fuck The Police

Mar 27th

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A few days ago

to7em: I was hanging out with my friends in the man-cave and I found a leaked list of the bands playing the main stage at warped tour and all we could do was laugh about how shitty and gay it has been progressively getting. And now I see tons of people getting uber stoked about who’s playing it, and I’m laughing even harder. the warped tour has been on a downward spiral the past decade. this...

Mar 26th

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this is a good tumblr. this is a really good... →

Mar 23rd

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Mar 19th

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“alright so stay in here and fume for a little bit, make some shitty facebook...”

– my dad

Mar 18th

my new movies to watch list

back to the future tangled megamind goodfellas youth in revolt pulp fiction a clockwork orange the life aquatic w/ steve zissou lil’ miss sunshine the 5th element memento hot rod speed racer

Mar 18th

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i… wait a minute… i just found out that vin diesel voiced the iron giant. i think i need to go lie down.

Mar 18th