January 2011
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The best twilight review i've ever read →
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you know your social life is in the shitter when...
@caluga
caluga:
carrotsandeggs:
i dunno, sometime this summer. staying for like two weeks though. also, it might be easier to reblog this and put the reply in there instead of just replying because then i don’t have to keep making new posts
Tumblr needs a more efficient chat system.
I might be in Florida sometime this summer but I dunno when, hopefully it coincides with when you’ll be there. (:
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@caluga
i dunno, sometime this summer. staying for like two weeks though. also, it might be easier to reblog this and put the reply in there instead of just replying because then i don’t have to keep making new posts
wow calli. you better be at ryan’s this summer when i visit him so i can meet you. also, it’s a quote from rejected cartoons.
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The arcade fire gives me infinite boners and i...
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i'm feeling fat, and sassy.
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bitches is crazy
so this girl at my school who i’m kinda friends with is all cynical and shit, whatevs man. so one day we were talking and she’s like “man i hate how immature people are in high school relationships, like they’re telling each other i love you within a few days of going out” and i’m like “yeah”
few weeks pass, she gets a boyfriend. literally one week...
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i really want a ratty old plaid couch
like a good plaid though, not like an old-person dress shirt plaid. for a game room.
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when you're accepted into college and realize...
that awkward moment
caluga asked: Jarryd, I saw a guy at my school today that looked like you.
I thought I should inform you that you have a clone.
I thought I should inform you that you have a clone.
Anonymous asked: Where, when and how would I see the answer?
I JUST GOT ACCEPTED TO MY COLLEGE
WHAT WHAT MOTHERFUCKERSSSSS
I CANNOT MAKE THIS POST LOUD ENOUGH
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“I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but...”
– American Psycho
Watchaculturedkid:
360° Interactive Video
MIND BLOWN.
My head just exploded.
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take back the beard, take back the world.
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FINALLY, SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS
unfunnythings:
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theme change, woot.
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who the fuck actually watches two and a half men?...
seriously?
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The whole "ask Obama questions on youtube" all of...
http://www.youtube.com/worldview
Check it out. Go to “all questions”, then “sort by popularity”.
Or just check out this image of the top 50 questions:
http://i.imgur.com/9aDiO.jpg
Here’s hoping he doesn’t just flat out dismiss it like last year.
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our "exam" today in math was pretty sweet
only 10 kids in the class, someone brought in their xbox and we had black ops and halo reach tournaments. i came in 4th in the black ops one, despite never playing it, and 1st in the reach one. shit was so cash.
innocuously:
moonlapsed:
Bomb the Music...
I have no soul, just a bunch of movie quotes.
Who's going to be single on the 14th of February?
Represent.
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i think i'm going to reread the harry potter books...
Pizza Planet Truck
libofdistraction:
Toy Story:
Toy Story 2:
Toy Story 3:
Bugs Life:
Monsters Inc:
Finding Nemo:
Cars:
Ratatouille:
WALL-E:
UP:
mind = blown
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conversation at school
me “i think things would be easier if i was just a full on hipster.”
some girl “what constitutes a hipster?”
other guy “i don’t think you really know unless you’re a hipster yourself. it’s meta like that.”
*me: goes on to describe what hipsters are like for 30 seconds*
girl “so jarryd knew all that, and he’s not a...
That awkward moment when you forget to turn your...
